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Your daddy don't even know

1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.

Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"
by Shakweefa October 18, 2008
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He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.
Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.
by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012
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can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.
by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014
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don't get mad, get even

a saying that someone says to another when that person has been wronged.

it dosen't make sense because the only reason someone would want to get even is BECAUSE they are mad/upset.
person 1: "OMFG! my teacher gave me detention for something i didn't even do!"

person 2: "don't get mad, get even."
by BP91 December 7, 2009
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What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even
by Duke R Pennett March 11, 2010
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evertonian

1 supporter of the greatest football team ever - hencename

2 supporter of EVERTON Football Club

2 protector of good people from red scum (see entry for kopites)
"to be born an evertonian is to win first prize in the lottery of life"
by Professor Ivor Wordsmith April 19, 2006
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Good Evening

A casual term for mutual agreement between two or more friends.
Vernon: "Hey Kendall isn't that a great outfit?"
Kendall: "Good Evening"

Kendall: "Hey do you want to hit the clubs tonight?"
Larry: "Good Evening"
by KendallJordan October 5, 2007
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