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Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016
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Brianna Eaton

Brianna is a girl that is very passionate with everything she does. Many guys love her and she is very attractive. She is very shy around people she doesn't know well but shes crazy with her best of friends. Shes very weird or goofy and can be annoying but that's part of the package shes lovable but weird in the same package.
Eli: Dont you just love Brianna Eaton

Dannie: Ya shes pretty cool
Staisy: ya shes the best friend ever
by Callie Fla May 23, 2018
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troy emmons

A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
by Troy Emmons May 8, 2018
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an Eton boy

generally a bit of a simp, probably lives in the country, owns a schofel, spends most of daddy’s money, most likely has curtains. Thinks they can get any girl they want because they go to Eton
ughhhh he was such an Eton boy
by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020
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Alex Emson

Alex... A bright and warm person, the funniest of a kind and never seen sad. His personality is so bright and luminous and he is forever unique, his uniqueness, makes him the greatest of all because being the same is what everyone should be running from on a good day you'll never leave him unhappy or sad because his happiness is contagious and his smile is one of a kind and is the most greatest and heartfelt thing I've ever seen. Alex is so brave and resilient
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
Alex Emson is Amiable, affable, incredible and could not be more funnier.
by Lilley Love July 11, 2020
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Alex Emson

Alex Emson... A bright and warm person, the funniest of a kind and never seen sad. His personality is so bright and luminous and he is forever unique, his uniqueness, makes him the greatest of all because being the same is what everyone should be running from on a good day you'll never leave him unhappy or sad because his happiness is contagious and his smile is one of a kind and is the most greatest and heartfelt thing I've ever seen. Alex is so brave and resilient
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
Alex Emson is Amiable, affable, incredible and could not be more funnier.
by Lilley Love July 11, 2020
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lemon_emonn

a very swaggy person
by izzevva November 25, 2021
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