evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

evan hannon

A guy with a massive penis

Daniel: woah... evan hannon has a massive dingalong

by Primarkhoodie April 1, 2021

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

evan fong

A funny youtuber . has lots of friends to play with,mostly likes games and/or plays them evry day.

Evan Fong how are you?

by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016

Evan Peters

Evan Peters is the hottest man on the planet. He is of belonging to me.

Madi: Evan Peters is mine.

Morgyn: He is obviously mine.

(Evan Peters belongs to Morgyn)

by stoopidmoogan January 15, 2020

Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 19, 2009