by WoodyTaterNuts March 11, 2018
by zx05 May 19, 2018
A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
by UltraHylia January 21, 2022
When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.
by Itsdanno June 14, 2016
by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 24, 2021
An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 21, 2015