Double Duke

The act of taking a normal sized duke, and wiping the excess duke nuggets from the rim of you butt-hole only to realize that you have to take another duke of equal or more weight.

Tom - "Dude I totally just double duked in the special kids bathroom."

Andy - "Why would you duke in there?"

Tom - "Cause it's clean bro."

by mem0rex June 6, 2010

duke-tastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

dukes

Daisy duke shorts worn by men in an athletic or non athletic nature. Usually worn by men name "bill" who may or may not harbour an unnatural fear of snakes.

I put my Dukes on today when I went for a run and kept them on at the office underneath my pants

by optigirl October 18, 2010

Duke University

Harvard of the South

A: Hey B, Where did you get in
B: Harvard...
A: WOW!! OMG, Congratulations
B: ...of the South
A: Oh, well Duke University is good too

by Hiphopchik08 December 6, 2007

luke duke

warm poop.

luke duke: from luke (as in luke warm) and duke, meaning poop (as in drop a duke).

not to be confused with loose deuce, which is liquid poop.

by Sir Barney Slenderbottum August 1, 2010

duke

A multiuse, versatile word just like "fuck". Its meaning is contextual and also up to interpretation. Some claim that it represents the main character in the game by 3D realms, Duke Nukem. Basically just do anything like Duke Nukem would.

1. Just Duke It!
2. I duked that guy right in the face.
3. Duke it out.
4. I'd duke her.
5. I pulled a duke in there.

by Beatcow July 8, 2006

Duke University

A university in Durham, North Carolina that is owned by the University of North Carolina. This is often seen in Men's basketball, in which UNC consistently humiliates Duke.

Duke University: see FAILURE

by ACCFan March 3, 2009