Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

Douchaholic

A girl/young woman who seems to only know how to date Douchebag guys

Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.

by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010

Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

by bighillbilly March 2, 2009

Douche

My ex boyfriend.

My ex boyfriend lied to me and started treating me like shit when he met someone else. What a fuckin’ douche.

by Rar8528 July 16, 2019

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009