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douchebagical

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.
by The Cherry King May 9, 2013
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douchebaggio

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"
by Philllipp McCracken October 28, 2013
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douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
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douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.
That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014
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douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 5, 2014
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Douchebag Derreck

The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!
Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!

Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
by DBD1983 August 14, 2014
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a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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