Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 8, 2005

dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.

"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

by superfantasticlovelygurl August 16, 2006

Orch Dork

computer geek who also plays in the school orchestra

"My ipod isn't working...let's go have lunch with that orch dork."

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.

Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!

by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005

Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

dork factor

someone who's appeal lies in their dorkiness.

"His dork factor is off the hook!"

by KathyD September 15, 2006