revolving door friend

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time

"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."

by ajax23 February 17, 2012

back door bagpipe

Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.

My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.

Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?

Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.

by super "K" December 8, 2015

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

pizza door

When a man has a women come over, just for sex, and she leaves immediately after.

Person 1: Yo, did Rachel come over last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but I didn't want to spend any time with her, so I pizza doored that bitch.

by YoImSleepy July 6, 2017

Big door

A big door.

"Man, did you see that door, man?"
"Yeah man, it was like, man, it was so big, man!"
"Yeah, man, it was like a big door, man!"
"Totally, man!"

by isaactherutabaga September 28, 2017

wisconsin doorknob

Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.

Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.

Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.

by CarmellaC May 14, 2018