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doggerelalgia 

Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.
The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.
doggerelalgia by Malum malum March 5, 2011

Dogging the boys 

When one of the boys says he's going to be playing table tennis with the boys but then ditches.
Champ: Hey Tevin, wanna come play table tennis?
Tevin: Yeh sorry guys I'm out. Time to dog the boys!
Champ: Oh man you're always dogging the boys

Dougie Split 

When your share of an even split is only ten percent
My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.
<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.
Shit Dogger by bosstone75 January 7, 2011

Deep Doggin 

When a person puts more than 43% of a hot dog, sausage, or other link-type meat in their mouth at one time.
Yo Rob. Did you see yo girl Liz Deep Doggin that sausage?
Deep Doggin by Dirty Diggler August 4, 2015

prarie doggin

When you got a log lodged up your butt.You have been holding it for so long, the end peice of the dookie begins to poke her little head right outta your two cheeks. Called prarie doggin because it resembles a lil prarie dog pokin its head out of its hole lookin for predators. When you begin to prarie dog, you should get to a toilet fast. Id say you have 10 minutes at tops.
Dude we need to stop to hit the bathroom
Can't you wait till we get home?
No way im prarie doggin