Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown

I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster

by henryhess26 October 16, 2019

Diaper snatcher

A flirty baby. A baby version of lady killer or maneater. A baby who knows how to work it.

Watch out for that Vera, making eyes at baby Daniel, she’s a real DIAPER SNATCHER!

by Annie.milz October 18, 2019

big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler

guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper

by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020