Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

full diaper

This is the term for when someone vomits while still wearing their mask.

Tom had a full diaper after he got sick and started puking on the plane.

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 23, 2018

Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown

I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster

by henryhess26 October 16, 2019

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024