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deer hunting

cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.

So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.

Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).

Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)
I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting
by CaptnO February 22, 2015
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deer shining

going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.
'so what do you do for fun in holmen?'
'we go deer shining and coon bashing'
'thought so'
by coon bashing king October 28, 2006
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deerin'

the act of pestering or annoying someone to the point of eruption. also can be used when another is destroying you at any game -- be it wii tennis or air hockey.
you're deerin' me, breh, antlaz and all.
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The Deer

When you engage in the sexual act of putting a whole box of malted whoppers into another person's anus and have them fart the whoppers into your mouth like they're a deer shitting in the woods.
Yo you wont believe it, Becky let me do the deer to her last weekend!
by The Chuck finley January 8, 2020
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Sajan Mody( A large Deer

A man who frequently cheats and somehow gets away with it
Stop it Sajan Mody( A large Deer). No more coffee
by AARYON December 31, 2017
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deer antlers

While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.
While Jack was pounding jane from behind he gave her a deer antlers right as he blew his load.
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