Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 7, 2017

DAVE NOVAK

A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.

Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.

by tetramino November 23, 2011

Welder Dave

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.

Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry

by sexy peter March 7, 2020

Dave Grohl

Was drummer for Nirvana in 90-94. Now lead singer for Foo Fighters. Dave is talented and can Sing, Play Dums and Guitar. He also has a deep passion for Grapes.

all zee grapes I shall eat every one. Grapes by grape every single grape on the plate -Dave Grohl

by Plastic Taste Of Dave Grohl September 15, 2017

[Delicious Dave]

Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive= Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.

Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure

by delicious' hot friends January 23, 2009