denialtarian

A Libertarian who blames other libertarians and the Libertarian Party for the electoral failures of the LP because it's too uncomfortable to admit that the United States is a two party tyranny, a duopoly, whose electorate is supremely dumbed down and willfully ignorant.

Because revolting against tyranny requires admitting tyranny exists, Denialtarians blame libertarians for duopoly suppressing political freedom. Move over duopoly, Denialtarians are here to stay!

by Denialtarian July 10, 2017

Denialator

A person who denies everything.

Someone who causes destruction by denying facts.

Bob will never admit he did anything wrong. He's the Denialator!

by Skippyelvis May 27, 2018

Denialer

Someone who can’t accept someone else loves them

Person 1: isn’t Bob in love with Jessie? Why doesn’t he just ask her out?

Person 2: because he’s a denialer

by Supervenom August 23, 2021

reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience

Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."

by phillydrifter August 10, 2012

Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.

Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.

by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009

Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).

Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.

by Jharnez January 25, 2015

dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.

so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"

by Shangheliee September 15, 2015