craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap

I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.

by M-Epstein February 25, 2010

cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

Crypt

A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!

"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg

by Devonb April 30, 2005

Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

by Alustrous January 12, 2012

Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004