Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube

Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties

by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021

lookin crusty

looking fly, excellent style, clean.

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.

by Bigtytinkus November 2, 2021

crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.

Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.

by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010

Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009