crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 June 08, 2011

bum crusty

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 06, 2021

Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by KingKid789 May 30, 2017

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

crusty cat

Dry Pussy.

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.

by Kagame Len December 03, 2015

eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018