Tumblr Crush

A crush on someone you've met on Tumblr or a crush on their blog.

Anne: I have a Tumblr crush on someone I've met online.
Billy: I have a Tumblr crush on your blog.

by billy72 January 20, 2012

man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."

by Duke February 16, 2003

Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

freshman crush

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

pseudo-crush

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.

After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.

by cordeliatran December 27, 2015