Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.

"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."

by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

canoe carnival

Canoe Carnival is a widely celebrated event in the Medford Lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. The kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.)

"Dude when are we gonna smoke all of this weed?"
"wait till Canoe Carnival, we'll get high af"

by LoveTheBeach November 17, 2013

Sticky Canoe

You are doing your girl in the ass, you pull out then Titty fuck her.

I was killing it back door when i decided to give my friend's sister a sticky canoe.

by Skeeter October 12, 2004

Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

wet canoe

A Wet Canoe is where a guy craps in saran wrap or a plastic bag then uses it to dildoe a girl for sexual pleasure.

Nick wetcanoed Annah for some exciting new sexual pleasure.

by Jared Radabaugh+Nick Hughes May 13, 2005

Canoeing

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018