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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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sexual cough

when someone is very passionate about something and someone is mocking them for being passionate
by rip hat December 31, 2019
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Cough Trough

The place you go (typically a toilet) after taking a huge toke or dab to keel over and cough/hack/throw up as your brain gets bombarded with THC
bro 1: "Damn, Jake just took a gram dab. He's in the cough trough right now."
bro 2: "He's gonna come out here higher than a motherfucker."
by ryebredd May 19, 2018
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Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!
by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
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cough break

Cough break -
1. Removing one's self from an area to cough.
2. Taking a break to smoke weed.
Cough break -

As suggested by Trump to Mulvaney, "if you're going to cough please leave the room. You just can't you just can't cough boy oh boy." "I don't like that you know I don't like that". "Let's do that over".

Always smoke outside, and bring a friend. :-)
by Rev Jim D June 21, 2019
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Cough

“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.
Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight
by Dankof123 November 22, 2021
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Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.
"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"
by FionaB June 28, 2015
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