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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!
I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!
by Ralph walda June 30, 2019
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Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”
Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today
by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024
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brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.
“I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”
by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022
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cough break

It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.

When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.

It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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Wim cough

When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.
Load up the bong and start breathing so we can get a wim cough going.
by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023
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cough

coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.
I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.
by steven.g.y January 4, 2022
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