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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
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coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags
by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
mugGet the coochie protectormug.

Coochie foot

“ I went over her crib and went to give her head... that bitch got Coochie foot “
by Nanzthatbaddie September 10, 2018
mugGet the Coochie footmug.

Coochie Clenchers

When a lesbian girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as coochie clenchers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be un in that coochie and she will think it's sexy.
yea girl, just got my coochie clenchers done!
by pussymasterthedon January 23, 2019
mugGet the Coochie Clenchersmug.

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up
Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties
by SavAvv January 9, 2022
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coochie gang

Coochie Gang is a group of people who punch each other’s Coochies
Wanna join the “coochie gang?”
by 6stiffy9 April 15, 2021
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Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.
by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021
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