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Columbine

A massacre in 1999, which happened at Columbine High School in Amrica, when two senior students (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold) attempted to blow up their school with two propane bombs and then kill the survivors with firearms (a Tec9, a Sawn off Shotgun and some other stuff).
Luckily, both bombs failed to detonate. They started shooting students as they went into the school, people heard the gun shots and rang the fire alarm saving the majority of the school.They went into the commons (where they had placed the propane bombs) and tried to set them off, when this failed they proceded into the libary where they killed the majority of the students.

After that, It is presumed they both shot themselfs in the head.
Why they did it?

- In the autopsy after the Columbine massacre,It showed there was a surprising amount of anti depresent in Eric Harris blood called Luvox (there was none in Dylans).

- They were bother big fans of the bands KMFMD, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson.

- The movie Natural Born Killers - using this as the codename for their massacre.

- They also played doom for several hours and Eric Harris wrote in his journal "I had a dream last night about doom, it's strange since it was a level I have never been to before"

- It is also said they were bullied, Eric often wrote this But it was said that Dylan has quite a few friends.

- Dylan wrote on his school journal

“Fact: People are so unaware…well, Ignorance is bliss I guess…that would explain my depression.”

- Dylan also wrote a paper called "The Mind and motives of Charles Manson"
by The Never Sleeping Eye October 2, 2006
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Columbine

A disgusting event; school shooting. The first to die, Rachel, here parents marketed he death. The real tragedy is more than who was lost.
Columbine was a tragic school shooting.
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Columbus

Verb- to flip marijuana ashes in a bowl, so you can uncover a new "continent" of green.
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Columbia

One of the best Cities in the state of Missouri. Some refer to it as "Colombia" like there can be no such thing as a Columbia spelled with a "U", but obviously there is.
Last night the baddest ass bands played at this club in Columbia.
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when u take a shit on the girls chest and boob fuck her.
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when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!
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