Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow

by ChillsCD July 4, 2021

Coconutted

To have coconuts inside.

I looked up at the shelf to find a coconutted box.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

by Kouda May 18, 2018

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

Coconut

An insult similar to "Uncle Tom," this term refers to a Black person who is perceived as overly eager to align with white individuals or willing to accept unequal treatment compared to white people. It also describes someone who agrees with white supremacist ideology and white nationalist conservative views. A black person who's anti-black

I'm so sick of this coconut over here. He's black but hates his own people?

by Mimikoe October 4, 2025