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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Coconut

When you ejaculate inside of a person of color, preferably of light-brown to dark-brown complexion.
Me: Yesterday I went to the grocery store and had a coconut.
Friend: You mean bought?
Me: Nope.
by HemorrhoidHenry June 29, 2019
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The Coconuts

Established in 2010, a group consisting mostly of New Jersey and New Yorkers, who prides themselves on NYC underground raves, clubs and festivals. They are crafty, fun-loving and always down for the after party. Their "never say no" policy allows new members to join a crew that truly treats you like family, and parties like a fraternity.
We were down at Output last night and ran into the coconuts.....it's 9am.....they are still going.
by Vigilante1012 June 15, 2016
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Coconut finger

When you have a cum on your dick and you give a girl her coconut finger
by Dylan cressey February 19, 2022
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coconuts

thats coconuts!
by heartprim June 23, 2024
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Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 5, 2021
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coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.
man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off
by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023
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