The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021
Get the Cocktail Alchemist mug.If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
Get the Cocktail mug.Originally a prison term in Delaware County, PA, a federally illegal private prison, one of the worst County jails in the US, Prisoners sneak and cheek meds, and basically to a pot luck snorting powder. Frequently contains, Wellbutrin, Seroquil, Effexor, Benydryl, Ambien, Zoloft, Lithium and basically anything inmates can get. It’s ground into powder and snorted like Cocaine or Heroine. Usually referred to as The Cocktail in delco.
by Atgriff April 16, 2019
Get the delco cocktail mug.Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.
I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
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“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
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Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020
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Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
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