clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

Cock Block

Cock blocking is when a man is interested in having sexual relations with a female and is interrupted by a 3rd party making the chances of him having sexual intercourse with female much harder.

Kristen is cock blocking

by TT203 December 5, 2011

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

cock block

Someone who interferes with action you have already set up.

Erin cock blocked the threesome that was already in motion.

by Billy Blue Balls July 12, 2003

cock block

When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies

Jon Dejesues
aka animegamer

by miguel June 6, 2004

cockdock

1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men

2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis

"She sucked 37 dicks, what a cockdock!"

"Her mouth is a veritable cockdock"

by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006

cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.

That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker

by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004