Closet Vampire

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

by juliebix April 4, 2009

meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Platos Closet

An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.

*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat November 13, 2016

The Invisible Closet

When everyone know's a guy is gay, but he refuses to come out of the closet.

Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!

by Creative@College April 11, 2010

closet pimp

Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.

After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

by johnny.utah February 8, 2008

closet flamer

a super humungously gay person
this statement contradicts itself though, because if a dude is a flamer, then he can't be in the closet. It could still be possible. Anyway, it;s just a fun word to say

camp jim
anyone on that queer eye show

by Drew January 2, 2004

Closet Racist

some one whom you know is racist yet has not openly admitted to being racists or says they aren't racists when confronted. These people tend to use peoples correct nationalities to describe people as opposed to latin, or black, they say Colombian or Nigerian.

Closet racistism: occuring in a conversation

Brittany: Dad can i go out with G?

Doug: Oh the Mexican kid, NO! I just don't like him for you.

Brittany: why?

Doug: because i said so.

by Angela parra-samra August 7, 2008