cleandra

A beautiful being with the energy of a universe. This queen is both strong willed and able bodied. One in a million.

She is Cleandra.

by Orange11 December 19, 2016

cow cleanser

n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction

In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.

by Louis Pascal November 1, 2007

Clock Cleaned

To have fellatio performed on you by a willing female participant

Peter just got his clock cleaned by that broad from 8’ O’clock Shot

by Mr Yamsac June 25, 2020

cleanest bill

The richest person or the most generous person you know or in your group that uses money to get people to like them

Background: Sence hats are expensive the person with a non dirty bill always byes new hats

Example 1
Person: Dude you should stop hanging out with the cleanest bill
Person2: But they always give me free stuff

Example 2

Person: Hey you see that guy over there
Person2: Yea
Person: Don't let him suck you in he's the cleanest bill

by me u get that October 19, 2009

Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007