Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.
Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
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1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.
2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison
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2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison
3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
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