Chub

A female that’s got some meat on her bones and still looks cute

Jason: Hey dude,see that girl over there? She got chubs.
Mark:Yeah,and ? She still cute!

by The War Master September 29, 2019

chub nudge

When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.

Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.

by Richard Dickins August 19, 2017

Half-Chub

Halfway till erection time..

You’re giving me a half-chub.

by FuglySwan May 15, 2018

chub-conscious

(Adjective)
1.To not be mentally and or physically prepared for your penis to be displayed.
2.To have a half-chub and your penis be exposed without your readiness.

1. My girlfriend and I were making out and she was ready for my dick but i was chub-conscious that i wasn't ready just yet.
2. She pulled down my pantaloons and i became very chub-conscious about the entire situation.

by snyp3r1 March 10, 2014

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018