Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

chandar

noun, a firm, full handed grasp on an erect penis as a preparatory step towards masturbation.

I was embarrassed when my mother walked in on me with a chandar.

by Donald Ross December 9, 2009

Chander

A strange psydonum for a person named Alexander. Origin came from the name Charmander; a pokemon.

Simply remove the letters a,r,m from Charmander. Which gives us the psydonum Chander.

Hey Chander! How are you?

by Stratager April 15, 2009

Chandler

1. A hippie, who has crazy hair, and is retarded in every way posible and eats human eyes.

Im blind!
Because that Chandler ate your eyes

by John Carmens March 16, 2008

Chindia

A place in New Jersey filled with 99.999999999999999999999% of Chinese and Indian people.

Yo dude. I'm a stalker. Majority of peeps here live in Chindia, man. you probably live there too.

by DaDudeWhoAteYou December 8, 2019

Chanderology

A lifestyle that the residents of Chandler Crossings subscribe to. The chanderologist is passionate about "living the good life" and likes to work hard and play harder.

"Mike practices Chanderology. Today he is going to study before going to the gym, laying out at the pool, playing a game of pickup basketball and hanging out in the student lounge."

by Chanderologist #1 May 6, 2009

Chandler

An autistic kid in a wheelchair that is really retarded and has a dick shaped like a roller coaster

Look at chandler playing with his roller coaster

by Evan Roten December 5, 2019