When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016
Get the Chicago Ninjamug. A Chicago dog can only happen after a long night in Chicago. You can’t shower, and then your cum receptacle has to eat your Chicago dog.
I just had a long Chicago night and I been thinking my balls smell. I think I need get the old lady a Chicago dog
by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019
Get the Chicago Dogmug. There's nothing prideful about being a resident of Chicago and post it via social media.
Shooting sprees, corruption, and poverty should be nothing to be prideful about.
Financially, we are the most financially troubled issuers for bonds. (Reuters)
Shooting sprees, corruption, and poverty should be nothing to be prideful about.
Financially, we are the most financially troubled issuers for bonds. (Reuters)
by EazieWeezie July 25, 2019
Get the Chicago Pridemug. A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.
by Kejax October 7, 2017
Get the chicago doormatmug. When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.
Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.
by Windy Wendy October 15, 2021
Get the Chicago dogmug. by gnostic3 January 1, 2015
Get the Chicago Melvinmug. When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness
by FloridaGod313 December 4, 2017
Get the Chicago Cumshotmug.