pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020

Dirty Cherina

The act of getting drunk and going to a student dance party to find a prey for savage snogging on the dancefloor, followed by a not-less-savage quickie in the bushes or dorms.
This act is usually completed with a walk of shame on the dancefloor.

We always knew Sarah was a Dirty Cherina; we saw her get back to the dance party an hour after snogging that random guy.

by Define_dirty November 2, 2020

Taylor chernoff

Taylor chernoff is a celebrity

Taylor chernoff is so cool

by 🍉 November 2, 2022

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a prolonged, smelly shit while someone is sitting in a Sauna that is in close proximity

Lucas was scarred for life when he witnessed Ethan dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

Aunt Grandma Cheryl

Aunt Grandma Cheryl is an overweight woman with a blue cap and a striped shirt. She created the universe and is the most powerful source on this planet. She loves facebook and oftenly posts on it.

"Aunt grandma cheryl is the best!"

by Aunt Grandma Cheryl Fandom September 20, 2024