Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Get the Chair Jock mug.getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .
bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.
sunny- i aint a chair
bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
sunny- i aint a chair
bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
by Queenbe3 December 11, 2021
Get the deck chair mug.It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy
by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021
Get the happy chairs mug.by Zhio March 27, 2022
Get the Table with no chair mug.Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.
by A possum possum January 1, 2021
Get the Large chair mug.That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
Get the put on the chair mug.A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021
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