The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.
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The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
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