Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

Carnia

The mystical black hole between your armrest and your seat in your car where fallen items have no hope of ever being found

Friend : did you ever find that key man?

Friend 2: Na man, that shit fell in carnia. Never coming back.

by thetallman72 June 14, 2015

Mall Carney

A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.

Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.

by KJM0907 December 31, 2009

cardboard carnival

A housing complex or neighborhood comprised of cardboard boxes, usually situated on a piece of public property. Frequently referred to as a last-resort housing option for people who currently would not be considered vagrants (college students, recently unemployed)

Since my company downsized me, I am going to have to choose between moving in with my parents or moving into the cardboard carnival.

by Larnge April 8, 2010

carnist

Intended and coined by vegans as a pejorative term for those who consume a meat-based or meat-heavy diet, subsequently adopted as a badge of honor by some of those it targeted. Related to carnivore. Often paired with bloodmouthed for emphasis.

The bloodmouthed carnist lifestyle is definitely not animal-friendly; you don't kill and eat your friends.

by Werehatrack May 21, 2014

joe carney

A giant douche. He has a little dick with three odd shaped balls. his best friends' name should be trevor who has a big dick.

Joe Carney is an annoying asshat. But his friend Trevor is cool as shit!

by assnut October 24, 2008

Carne Asada

(noun)

1. A slang word for sexual intercourse.

2. A word to used to refer to some sexual occurrence.

1. She wouldn't give him any Carne Asada until they got married.

2. Pepe visited her late last night and she scored some Carne Asada.

by funwithfood June 8, 2009