vagina cable

a penis

ow! there goes my vagina cable

by d@P+0 December 19, 2008

Dirty carleigh

A dirty carleigh consists of a bicycle pump needle being inserted into a person's butthole and another person pumping it while the inflated person drinks Sunny Delight

My God, my intestinal sounds after that Dirty Carleigh was so scrumptious. *Chefs kiss*

by Dwight's left pepperoni nip May 17, 2020

Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

The cable guy

When you're fuckin your girl doggy style and you shove the remote up her ass, punching her in the back making her clamp her butt hole on the remote.. Resulting in the channel changing on the tv. Repeat until desired channel is met. First preformed by Mayo and Mary Mc-All-Star.

Mayo: "I cable guyed my bitch last night.. took me 50 punches to get to ESPN!"

Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"

by Mary127 May 10, 2010

Carley

Carley- the most beautiful, outstanding, perfect, loving person you’ll ever meet! Ugh you wish you were her!

Man: who is that perfect women over there?
Man: oh her, that’s Carley!

Man: no surprise there!

by Just dance January 17, 2021

Careless Whisper

When you're about to ejaculate, you go whisper in your partner's ear then jizz all over their face! Awesome!

I gave her a Careless Whisper...

(About to cum...)

"Ohhh let me whisper something in your ear...."

"O.K...."(all turned on)

Then before you put your mouth to her ear you jizz all over her face!

"Oh I'm sorry, Whamy...." lol

by haydiddy February 5, 2010

cable

someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"

Andy Conrad is such a Cable

by God November 11, 2006