Calculus

N. A field of mathematics which was devised by Isaac Newton to be used as means for social darwinism on basis of intelligence due to its impossibility to understand for persons with IQ's lower than 160 .

Baby who has an IQ of 140 couldn't understand the First Fundamental Theorem of Calculus after studying it solely for 12 hours. Todd Ericson who has an IQ above 200 understood it before he was done reading the written definition.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Callum

one big fat boi who challenges everyone to a fight and always breaks a metal fence in the process

hey you see that man there , he is a callum,

ohi see what you mean!!

by rubikboi19 May 7, 2019

callum taylor

Callum is usually a big headed tattooed man who thinks he is a god.

Oh look there’s a callum taylor. Ugh

by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

Calum Hood

Calum hood as a hot stud with tattoos. He is the shit. And plays bass like a god. Calum hood is not available he’s mine so back of betch

Calum hood is hot

by <Ur mom> July 24, 2019

Callum Smith Rothie

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society

Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 5, 2019

Callum Bonwick

This particular tip of the ice berg puberty boy has too many pimple to count . He gets an erection everytime someonetalks about james charles .

He saved the James Charles nude photo leak Callum Bonwick

Callum Bonwick is going through puberty

by DAVIDJONAH September 9, 2019