Credit and blame

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.

Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

by D. Evans December 1, 2013

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

not allowed credit

answering prank phone calls, thought you paid your phone bill (wasn't it prepaid, think so ya), hit your head very hard, can't understand where a 20 dollar bill is coming from in the mail, got in a accident and went to a hospital, bill not there when you get home, can't call Att&t to ask about it, don't know the account number, 8 years later not allowed credit.

I'm not allowed credit in the US from working my ass of since I was 13 exceeding goals and USA wants me to die so they think...

I'm not allowed credit.. I come from a family of royals and people that fought in wars, presidentail blood line.... Yep, USA.. Not allowed credit... not allowed to live.. USA, AFRiCANS

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018

Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...

CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.

by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023