crap news 

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

crap news by kcm556 June 2, 2017

crap’n crash 

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.

Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!

crap’n crash by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018

Crap Smasher 

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

Crap Smasher by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

Crap on the floor by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Crap dust 

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

Crap dust by Dentor January 16, 2020

Crap smear 

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

Crap smear by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

crap for brains 

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.

Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.

crap for brains by Hempknight January 24, 2003