Crockavaginadile

A person who can be adequately described as an undying heartless bitch, or one who cunts more often than not.

Dude: "My girlfriend is bitching about how she doesn't want to go to Shenanigans for dinner."

Dude's Bud: "Man, what a Crockavaginadile

by Cukamid March 31, 2010

crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

croc-shot

what brett favre sent to jen sturger.

hey man, i'm totally gonna croc-shot luanne!

by bx1235 February 25, 2011

Crocadillypig

Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have

acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of the oinky nature.

Crocadillypig meaning Mythical beast which populate most mcdonalds. These strange anamalia are a hybrid bread which have acquired both the vicious slimy features of the reptile and greedy fuckwittage of most oinkys! Crocadillpig being a mix of the two

" dude your girlfriend is such a piglephant! Yno like shes a crocadilly pig. Motherfucker shes a fat bitck ok"

by G bitz December 1, 2014

Crocagator

When you can't tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile so you call it both just in case.

Is that a crocagator?

by darylismypatronus September 7, 2015

croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018