an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009
Get the Couch Cracker mug.a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn't like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month
I am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.
by faithyeni March 22, 2011
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Get the Couch Slug mug.A picture of a woman with the largest penis ever created by science in her mouth as she sits in front of a Blue Couch sent in the form of a text to an unsuspecting person with the words "Hey I'm selling this Blue Couch but unfortunatly this is the only pic i have of it so let me know if you're interested."
by Ze Jeffmeister June 28, 2011
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Get the couching mug.A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.
by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008
Get the Couch Scabies mug.(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.
1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
by Boosh81 April 23, 2010
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