Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 7, 2010

Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

Conascending

Acting or being so stupid so as to make others feel better about themselves.

The friend who asks you "the quarterback is the one who throws the ball, right?" would be said to be conascending

by Lornly November 9, 2014

coastal bitches

Good looking American bitches from the coasts who travel to the Midwest to steal men away.

Christina: I was at the local tractor pull and these coastal bitches stole my boyfriend!

by Beric Dondarrion 1st ofhisname March 12, 2019

Coaster

a person who is paid very well at a job where they are not stressed and do not need to work hard or be ambitious at all. This person tries to fly under the radar and does only the minimum amount of work needed in order to greatly satisfy their bosses, and indeed the work is very minimal.

Kevin is just coasting at work. All he does is do a little work, show up to meetings, and then go home. What a coaster

by jargon1337 August 29, 2019

Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.

The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..

by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

Coaster Rap

Created by Youtuber Sean Evans of Lift Hills and Thrills, Coaster Rap (CRAP for short) is a parody rap track exclusively about theme parks / roller coasters

Man, that new coaster rap just dropped harder than an SLC Vekoma

by MilkyBarKid15 June 10, 2020