I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2022

by Cock inhaler November 23, 2021

Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know
by Gaffney hester June 1, 2021

damn, it's so hard to sleep while my roommate and his boyfriend are bussy cooking in the room next to me.
by bussy_lover November 28, 2021

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.
by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 2, 2021

by Godskid January 18, 2022
