cookie bunny

A rather peculiar bunny from the Oregon Humane Society who goes creep in the night(and day) and steals cookies around the globe. You might see him next to your coffee, stealing your cookie breakfast. You might see him snorkeling in your milk, awaiting an unsuspecting cookie. You might see him sneaking into your kitchen, looking for some sugary goodness. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THE BUNNY MIGHT LURK.

Person 1: Mang, the cookie bunny stole all my cookies!
Person 2: Omg, teh bunny lurks

by suraliq May 5, 2008

Cooking show

A game or a competition that's rigged in favor of one party over the others.

FIBA Asia 2015 finals is a cooking show. Those referees surely received a handsome sum of money.

by Nctpp November 19, 2015

cookie monster

Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.

"Okay. Me not eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"

by Coaldrone January 21, 2004

Ginger Cookie

A Ginger Cookie is the womans vagina during the time of her period. It is usally used in referance to giving a woman Oral Sex during her time of the month.

"Hay Mike, last night I was totally eating the Ginger Cookie"

"Sorry Sue, I never eat the Ginger Cookie"

by C_A_FUK September 25, 2006

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003

Cookie

A common pastry made up of dough, sugar, and in some cases chocolate. No it's not slang for vagina, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

"I love cookies!"
"yOu mEan puSsY?!!???/"
"No, as in the dessert."

by no i will not May 27, 2019

Girlscout Cookie

A tasty snack treat made from real Girlscouts.

Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?

by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008