congilaro

act of sleeping with a guys girlfriend regardless of the consequences

guy 1 -dude you totally pulled a congilaro when you slept with that druggies hotass girlfriend
guy 2- i know man she was all over me
guy 1-arnt you afraid her boyfriend will come after you?
guy 2-no not at all if anything its a compliment for me to sleep with a guys gf

by MR. Gee February 27, 2009

Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

Congraduation

a contraction of "Congradulations on your graduation"

2. the act of being mobbed by well-wishers at a graduation party

1. Congraduation, dude - we're finally out of here!

2.I tried to slip out the back door and get away from all the old people, but I got Congraduated

by Superace June 27, 2005

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Congolian

A dude from Congo, also known as Congoneez

What are you called if you are from Congo?

Answer: Congolian

by Tossen February 22, 2010