Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

Coma

Abbreviation for crying out my ass

Hey Nate coma did you see that fight?

by Vvs February 21, 2022

Lamar Odom Coma

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2015

Coma girlfriend

the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot

The girl became a coma girlfriend and didnt do anything the rest of the relationship

by Hitman213 August 5, 2010

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022

metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.

Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.

by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023