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Chip Masochist

Someone who takes enjoyment from the pain in spicy chips.
Me: I love how these Conn's Salt and Vinegar chips hurt my mouth.
Friend: You're such a Chip masochist.
by Grey_Crosshound August 18, 2012
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chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
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chip feast

Popular in the Southern Maryland region; an event, or get together usually defined by binge drinking while eating a large quantity of chips & dip in place of a proper meal. Typically this would include Utz crab chips, Carolina BBQ chips, ranch dip etc.
smib 1: "damn...*crunch *crunch...this is a chip feast man"

smib 2: *wipes hands on shorts "i know right"
by ltown_stunna June 29, 2012
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Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.
"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington
by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013
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chip baby

A euphemism for fat.
Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.
by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013
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helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
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Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit
Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!
by MaGiiC July 12, 2014
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