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wrestling the champ

That bitch teased me so bad that I ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue balls
by Gary L February 18, 2007
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Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
by John K. Collins February 13, 2008
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Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
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champagine cork

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.
i got a major champagine cork last night.
by mutantlizard October 17, 2009
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Champagneship

A drinking competition to see who can drink more bottles of champagne. A champagne championship, or a champagneship. Often times played on New Years Eve with the ball dropping marking the completion. Similar to a case race with beer, but much classier.
"I can't believe Jason drank 6 bottles of champagne before the ball dropped, I only drank 2. It's safe to say he won the Champagneship."
by jmoli December 28, 2009
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champion dog breader

a slacker , master gold brick,nonworker, dog fucker
I say Blair, What does your bother Terry do around here? Nothing! So what is Terry's job description ? Champion dog breader.
by BlairW February 21, 2010
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Champ Diesel

Noun: A superior champion. A person who is above and beyond an already excellent position.

Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.
ex. 1
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.

ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel
by Jate77q April 4, 2010
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