cell-tard

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.

Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!

by RW321 August 17, 2008

celesbrity

A lesbian celebrity.

Samantha Ronson has become a real celesbrity ever since she started dating Lindsay Lohan.

by Jincey Lumpkin October 12, 2008

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t

riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have

by riley:) February 27, 2009

Celeste

A gorgous girl, any guy in their right mind would dream of having, even though sometimes she's stubbon. She makes up for it by also being kind and funny, her confidence - if possible - exedes her beauty, they are generally blond and have brown eyes. Just remember you never want to get on a Celeste's bad side or you will be slapped by several of her girlfriends!

Guy1: man, what did you do to Celeste? Guy2: how did you know I did something to Celeste?. Guy1: you just got slapped by Megan, Rachel and Sue, you obviously got on Celeste's bad side! Guy2: yeah but I am not mad at her... Guy2: well how can you stay mad at a beautiful girl like Celeste?

by Zackakazam! November 23, 2010

cell bomb

an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes

hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!

by freedav05 January 21, 2007

cell phone

Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.

Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*

by Fuhreal December 27, 2007

Cell phone

A life line for teens

"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"

Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.

by FemaleKyo December 9, 2008